Him: I’m a good cook and a good lover.
Me: I can only cook breakfast so if you have dinner covered, I have the morning after set.
Him: Hah, you should see what I look like when I wake up.
Me: I hope you have cats because that would be really cute.
He didn’t find that amusing and it got really awkward after that. Apparently when a guy wants to sleep with me all I can think about are cats.
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mynameisdriftwood said:
You and I have this in common.
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plz-gro said:
“you should see what I look like when I wake up” ~~~ obvious narcissism
delusionalist said:
U BLEW IT MAN
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